Ownbey

I’ll let you guess.

Karlee Ana Ownbey. 1 full name. 3 words. 6 syllables. Usually spelled wrong. Usually mispronounced. Usually talking about…. – Yes! You did it! You were so right! I was talking about myself. Me! Which is what this blog is all about. So, if you don’t care about how loser-ish and minimal my life is… Well, then this isn’t the place for you. But if for whatever reason I’ve bugged you enough about tuning in, even if it’s just for this once, that was indeed, very cool of you.

This blog isn’t necessarily a “blog” in my opinion. It’s just more of my way to be able to look back at all of the bad-shit crazy things that happen to me, the just plain shitty things, the funny things, and the little things that may be completely and utterly insignificant to you. Also most likely major (light hearted…maybe) rants. – I think of this more as a journal. And if anyone knows me practically at all… They know I’m a pretty opened book. So, whatever things pop up on here… Just know that they’ll be most likely pretty raw and we’ll probably get a little bit of TMI action up in here. (I do like to blow little things way out of proportion so just know you’ll probably be seeing that from me) Also, there will probably be a lot of potty words. It’s very unflattering, I know. But this is for ME. NOT for you. Stop thinking I’m doing this for you. You’re not special. How dare you. Stop it.

Anyways, back to me, the star.

Let me introduce myself real quick.

Karlee. Usually spelled as “Carly”. Yes, Carly Rae Jepson, ICARLY, yes, I’ve heard them both. No, they’ve never been funny. No, they’re still not funny. Ana is my MIDDLE name, not my full first name. You don’t say it “Karleena” which for some reason, also happens way too often. Ownbey. Like you own a bee. Own.Bee. Easy? Simple? We got it? Okay, moving on.

I was born on July 13th. That makes my Zodiac sign a “Cancer” apparently. – Yes, Cancer is definitely the biggest let-down of all zodiac names. I still don’t really give a shit about those sort of things… But incase someone was wondering, yes, the universe has quite literally named me one of, if not the most, deadliest and most common diseases and arguably the #1 worst news you can deliver to someone in the entire world. I would be mad, but I’m not sure who to blame, so I guess I’m just disappointed with my mom. Possibly myself.

I’m incredibly into music and it’s probably the most impressive problem that I have. I feel self-conscious when I drink out of water bottles because I never know if I’m putting my lips on the top correctly as if there is even a right way or wrong way to do that?! I’m left handed, and people think that’s so cool I sometimes wonder if that’s the most interesting thing about me which is probably more depressing than the whole Zodiac situation. I think grape soda tastes like cough medicine, I think cough medicine tastes worst then the cough. I eat frozen yogurt with fruit because I think it’s healthy and I prefer films over movies, waffles over pancakes because there is definitely a difference.

My name is Karlee Ana Ownbey; The name my mom calls me when I’m in trouble.  I am Karlee Ana Ownbey, the name known by 12 different neighborhoods, 6 different schools, 206 bones.

I looked up the meaning of my last name and it said “Currently no meaning found for Ownbey.”

And I just want you to remember it.

I want you to spell it right.

I want you to spread it, like a cancer.

But in the nicest and most family-friendly way possible.